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Sunday, October 18, 2009

Inteligence Level...

As we grow, we think to our selves “I will never be like that” “I will never talk like that” and “I will never act like that”

Then you know what happens, we have babies and do the exact things we said we wouldn’t: We are obsessive on levels only the mother and father can understand, we drop our intelligence to make sure we can communicate with them on a sophisticated baby level, and we act like they do.

If you don’t have children but plan on having them in the future, I will tell you now if you ever say you wont do this or that or be like this or that I guarantee you now you will beat yourself up in a mental hammer once you catch yourself doing to your baby.

Now here’s the kicker, why do we act like this to our babies?

Because as a parent you want to make sure you always see that beautiful smile on their face that completely disables you defenses.

The moment they give you that breath taking smile you are a sucker for life, your defenses have been disabled with no luck of restoring it. You want to do anything to keep it there.

And then when they give you that utterly heart breaking puppy dog look that makes your defenses spring up in an instant. You do anything you can to annihilate the thing that hurt them no matter what it is, you are the most dangerous thing known to man that even satin himself would be terrified of you.

Why do we talk to our babies like we too are no older then they are? And why do we act strange?

Because when you become a parent several things happen at once:

We are then given an excuse to act like complete retards and enjoy it; so when people see you acting like that to a baby they automatically dismiss the behavior. And probably the most important somewhere in the back of our sophisticated adult brains we actually do enjoy acting like idiots and deep down inside we love the lack of intelligence.

Over all here is a statement of absolute truth and I dare any parent to deny…Babies and children make adults behave in ways that so strange it’s amazing we are supposed to the smart ones.

Maybe they do this just so they can get the enjoyment of seeing those who think and believe they are superior act like complete dummies. And they laugh and think to themselves “And your supposed to be the smart one? Sure you are…”